It's curtains for humanity

This feathered fucker is the Cesar (the first talking ape [chronologically] in the Planet of The Apes franchise) of parrots. We clip their wings to keep them on the ground but this ingenious little bastard has a plan. It may not be perfected yet, but he is turning resources into tools damn it.

Invisible effort

This is pretty impressive, not because it's hard to do; because, it's so simple. A lot of these people (street performers) work their asses off.. this guy found a lazy loophole, and if you're thinking, "what about the statue people. They just stand around all day," You try standing perfectly still all day, and see how easy it is. This is my kind of gig.

Oversized suit, check.

Place for people to put money, check

Chair to sit on ass and wait to get paid in, check

WKUK.. how are these guys not more famous?

A good salesman knows how to create a market.

Bad knockoffs can be good too

So this is obviously a spoof of storm troopers, and I gotta say.. they are pretty fucking funny.

Super Computer

Gun Privileges

There are a lot more... You should totoes go check them out.

Troopers

Sometimes I missed that thing everyone else saw

asdfmovie3

Soooo this happened, and I missed it. It has over 13,000,000 views and I missed it. If you missed it too, STOP DOING THAT!

If you missed that you probably missed it's predecessors.

asdfmovie (not as good as 3)

asdfmovie3 (slightly better than the first)

Ugh. to tired to think of title.....

5-SECONDFILMS has been going for a while now.. They are on their 153rd week in review already. This guy, Brian Firenzi, apparently started 5 second films and is spoofing someone I tried to explain this video without ruining it and decided I can't. Oh check out the hidden message in the tags on youtube.com

Monty Python does ridiculous like no one else

If I even tried to explain it, I would ruin it. Weirdly I don't think I have ever seen this one.

The Larry King Game Done really really well

Dana Gould did the Kevin Pollak Chat Show and, as everyone does, played the Larry King game. The game is basically while doing an impression of Larry King, make an embarrassing (real or imaginary) personal revelation and go to the phones at a funny city name.

Dana Gould, in case you don't know, was a stand up comic and works on The Simpson. He rocks the Larry King Game , LIKE A BOSS! It gets better the longer it goes.. sooo goood.

OMGWTFJH2MID

Who hasn't been playing along and all the sudden, out of no where, BANG! When that happens, you say "Oh My God! What just happened too me. I'm Dead" Throw in a bunch of other people and those things happen according to the following formula:

OMGWTFJH2MID=(XY)^Z

where X is the constant frequency of weird shit, Y is the level of bugginess of the game, and Z is the quantity of stupid present.

Notice that as the amount of stupid goes up there is an exponential increase in the occurrence of OMGWTFJH2MID

The environment can be so melodramatic.

Yes he is shilling for something, but it's still pretty fucking funny. Especially the "Whoa!" That and the English girl becomes Australian??? or...something???

Immigration is multicultural

Justin Timberlake was in another skit on SNL and this one was pretty fucking funny. It's an "Immigrant Tale"

My favorite line: "He'll date a Popular female singer. Publicly they'll claim to be virgins, but privately he hit it."

And no, I don't know why this video doesn't load half the time.. Fucking Hulu.

Ask a ninja, AND DIE!!!

If you haven't ever seen this guy WTF?! He's been on the internet for years. I think one of his videos was near the top of my list of first things I saw on youtube (that I liked). You should see his thing about the Nintern Program for intern ninjas.

The best line from this video: Dear ninja: What is your worst nightmare? Everything that has happened in the life of Lidsey Lohan including the movie Herby Fully Loaded which is kind ironic for an actress who spends the majority of her life.... fully.. loaded.

And the Ninternship from waaaay back in 2006. It was sooo long ago there is an add for a Waynes Brothers movie at the end... well almost the end.

Not really funny, but Impressive

So this is a video from Double Edge Films, and I have to say, it's pretty damn impressive for under 5 and a half minutes. Good stuff.

Hahahahahaha... Japan. Crazy. Check out this blog http://www.wtfjapanseriously.com/ It all this kind of stuff that makes us say WTF Japan... Seriously?!

Oh to be a crazy Russian in America

SO ya.. That's FPRussia, and ya, that's a Tactical Assault Vehicle or, as those macho assholes from Die Hard called it, an "RV," and finally, ya, that's a fully functional M2 50cal machine gun mounted on the "RV." Where can I get a life like that.

Favorite Line: "My other gun is bigger!"

Potter takes some sage tips from Dresden

Potter, Dresden, both wizards. One lives in a world of pesky blue pixies and outrageously contrived situations that happen outside of reality or any perceptible reason or simple solution. The other lives in Chicago where a pixies gotta eat, and if he can get pizza, all the better. Apparently there was a meeting of the Harries, and while that sounds like a very unfortunate sexual euphemism, it was more of a hard lesson in Newtonian physics. Damn it. Still sounds like a sexual euphemism. Hard lesson. Just watch the video. No wizard sex... I promise.

Harry Potter and the Logical Solution

Animal cruelty, but it just psychological. He'll get over it in 10 minutes

I usually hate talking animals and babies, but this is still pretty damn funny.

Ground control is unresponsive until it isn't

I can't explain this without ruining it. Watch SSSSHhshhshhs ideo it shhhshshhhshsh ocks! This is from Slomozovo.

The Bothering

I have only watched one other video from them, the previous one (chronologically), and Holy SHIT! That was fucking funny and is next.

The Larry King Game

The Larry King Game was a thing they started on the Kevin Pollak Chat Show back when Larry was still on. The original premise was while doing an impression of Larry King you reveal a real or imaginary embarrassing personal fact and go to the phones in a funny sounding city. It sort of drifted to random funny comments. Still awesome though. This is a pretty good one, but there are dozens(playlist of all of them [awesome]) from all kinds of famous people like Greg Proops, Kevin Smith, Felicia Day, Dana Carvey, Lisa Loeb, Seth MacFarlane, Mathew Perry, and on and on. Every guest does one.

Why I LOVE the Irish, and so many others...don't.

So this is a clip from a show called The Republic Of Telly. Apparently the set up a camera on the street in Galway City, and Irish people flocked to it to mock others, show off, and make fools of themselves, and that's why I love them. They aren't pretending to be more than they are or trying to put their best foot forward. Just a genuine, fun loving bunch of people out for a laugh.

All the nutrition of a comedy tictac

5 second films. You can't watch just one.

Drunk History is Historically Inaccurate

Drunk History is a series of interviews of people getting hammered and talking about historical events reenacted by actual actors in shitty costumes, and it's pretty fucking funny. In fact, the more you watch, the better they get.

This one is about Ben Franklin (Jack Black) being a horny douche.

Apparently they got mixed up with Funny Or Die at some point and disabled embedding. This is "...the story of how the friendship of Abraham Lincoln (Will Ferrell) and Fredrick Douglass (Don Cheadle) overcame the slavery movement and the racism..."

http://youtu.be/ipV2u-MxlFc

That is what you call a one-shot

This dude Obviously enjoys what he does. I don't think I could do that and not have a huge fucking smile afterwards. "That is what the fuck we are talking about!" And no it's not hilarious, but I laughed; because, well, shit! That is, in fact, fucking awesome.

Smodimation

So this is Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier's podcast. It's weekly. So some dude started animating the best parts. They're called SModimations and damn... funny.. this one is slow to get going, but once Harry starts giving Hermeiny BJ tips he learned from Ron... that shit was hilarious.

This ones subtitled in Russian because the old ones are hard to find.

Man In The Box is pretty damn funny

Usually the only problem with their bits is that they are too long, but this one really develops well. Greg is pretty awesome. Man in the box also made the Sexual Euphemisms bit (it's already in the list earlier) that I thought was just awesome.

When shit happens, well, fuck.

I have said it before, news casters sit around thinking.. Don't say fuck. Don't say fuck. "and in other fuck." Fuck... I said fuck.. FUUUUUUUCCCCKKK!!!!!

What an ending

Watch her face

Haha... Bitches be Bitches. And she seems like she may be a bitch.

FPS Russia: Still going full auto Like A BOSS.

Two words that don't evoke thoughts of hilarity, in fact if you heard them in combat it could be the best or worst thing you hear that day: Mortar Fail

I like how it sort of jumps out of the tube.

Apparently he figured out that this is some bawler shit to do; so, FPSRussia is once again going full auto to show just how little recoil this riffle has. Again, Not funny, but cool as fuck.

"Go the Fuck To Sleep" It's a children's book.

So this is Kevin Pollak (Actor/Comic) from the Kevin Pollak Chat Show reading a selection from the children's book "Go The Fuck To Sleep" as Christopher Walken. Apparently the actual audio book was voiced by Samuel L. Jackson which I can totally hear him doing in the spooky calm voice from the diner scene from Pulp Fiction. "Maybe it means that you're the sleepy man, and I'm the wired man, and that gun is God's Ambien."

Bottom line: I can't imagine a child listen to either of those guys read this and then drifting off to sleep.

I used to do a great Walken, but somewhere along the line I fucked it up.

Preacher's Slip of the Tongue

First off, this guy neeeeeeds to lay off the meth. Jesus! He reminds me of Chris Farleys motivational speaker if Farley had been thinner and on more coke. he may have been distracted by something he saw in the front row and had a bit of a Freudian slip. Look, whatever happened, he experienced a massive fail spiral.

Fail Spiral: n /fāl spīrəl/ - the progression of a period of failure from average to epic.

Hahahahaha... Wait, what????

This dude obviously uses Servpro. Their slogan = "Like it never even happened."

"WTF is Electroplay?!" or "Now what was that safe word again?"

How did i forget to post this ?

Sooooo, AOTS (Attack of The Show) has a segment called WTF where they get into some weird shit. This one was Electroplay and yes, it's fucking weird, and while it was apparently safe for cable that has been relegated to the digital only channels, I would say it is probably NSFW. If you want to skip the really awkward and uncomfortable parts, here is the short version: Some people like to shock their junk and naughty bits. Now skip ahead to 2:20 and watch as Kevin forgets the "safe word."

Who's there? Interrupting spartan.

The only bad thing about this video is that you can't embed it. Hoooooly shit that was funny.

http://youtu.be/MVs0xTNjeVg

It's just over a minute and a half... check it out.

Not as much funny as impressive

Most impressive.

5 second films: The length to quality ratio is ridiculous.

5 second films are, well, super short. They are tiny little films like video M&Ms. Luckily they have a week in review. I am surprised at how good they are for being under 10 seconds. Most of them are funny. Check it out. It takes less than a minute.

http://www.explosm.net/comics/

These are hilarious. They are short and funny. They are the Joe Pesci of comic strips without all the dismemberment and getting popped in the back of the head...... Wait, oh ya. Have a handful. See how you like them.

The Whitest Kids You Know are still funny even without rythm.... which is racist.

I love The Whitest Kids You Know; so, I post them again.

"Dead Horse" + stick = "me beating it".... wait... HAhahahahah.. I mean that as in I am beating a dead horse... not you know... It... still funny though.. hopefully not just to me.

What if American Indians were frat stoners who followed phish around.

The Whitest Kids You Know have a series called The Civil War On Drugs that I just found out about; because, I am generally ignorant of all things cool and awesome. I just watched part 7, and it was funny as hell; so, here ya go.

What if the thing you cared about most during the civil war was keeping pot legal, and American Indians were 50% douche and 50% hippie.

My favorite part:

Dude1: "What, you mean that crazy horse that attacked you?"

Dude2: "Wassup, bro? You callin me?"

Dude1: "Oh no bro. I meant some horse that is crazy... Sorry bro."

Russians Be Crazy.....Have nice day.

So this guy (FPSRussia) Shoots a shit load of guns and puts the videos up on you tube. Sounds simple, yes, but then he went and got pepper sprayed/maced. It is really horrible stuff and the effects come on so fast I am amazed he went back for a second dose. I saw him get sprayed the first time and though ohhhh shit. Then went back for another shot and I almost gave myself an aneurysm I laughed so hard. The world got dark and everything. Check him out.

I have a KelTech Sub2000 as well, but mine is a 9mm. They are as awesome as he makes them out to be, especially for the price relative to other pistol caliber rifles.

His channel is fairly awesome and by no means a diamond in the rough. He gets shit loads of views most of which make him look way cooler than he looks when being maced. Like for instance shooting an AA-12 full auto 12 gauge machine shotgun.

P.S. I linked to the most Like A Boss moment in the video. You are welcome. The whole video is worth watching if you like guns, but the end is fucking Uber! Have nice day... ya, I'm gonna be saying that now.

The Whitest Kids You Know

They are hilarious. Evidence is posted below. Nuff said.

10 episodes of season season 4 are available on netflix.

DJO - Happy in Paraguay doesn't make sense. It's not supposed to.

You have probably seen this. 1.7 million people have. It is by no means new, but still, fucking hilarious. It's STNG dubbed over with hilarity. It's magnificently nonsensical.

I can't believe I didn't post this first.

So this guy is Rep. Hank Johnson (D) from Georgia. I have heard a lot of excuses for why he says what he says, but the bottom line is that this is not the first time he has said something basically unbefuckingleavable. He actually goes on and on after this. There are much longer videos if you want to make sure he wasn't taken out of context. The amazing part is, a whole district elected that guy to congress. FUCK! "least widest" WTF!!!! Someone actually said he has a brain disorder that essentially makes him temporarily insane. Maybe don't elect the "temporarily" crazy guy.... just sayin.

My Favorite part: The Admirals reaction. He has a WTF look for a split second before he realizes that guy is serious.

Old but still funny.

So this is pretty much a bunch of old stuff I thought was funny. Yes, you have probably seen them before, but you know... still funny. Let the hilarity enema begin!

I could have phrased that better... Um. Here is a pile of funny shit!

C.I.L.F. (Cartoons I'd Like to F***) by Zach Selwyn

This guy is great. He used to work for Attack Of The Show. With 1.2 million views, more people have seen this video than the average AOTS. Still a good show. It's just on the wrong network. Maybe NBC will buy a clue and move it over to SyFy so it can have some viewers.

Man in the Box - Sexual Euphemisms

This girl doesn't understand sexual euphemisms. Man in the Box never got a lot of viewers, but it was way funnier than most of the crap on youtube. Plus. She's really cute, so .. that helps.

My favorite line: "My family raised livestock too. I'd love to see your hog."

Man in the Box - Sexual Euphemism 2

Greg isn't sure how much more he can take of Laura just not getting it.

Snakes On A Plane Early Auditions

So this guy is pretty fucking funny. He does great impressions of Joe Pesci, Jack Nicholson, Beaker, and the coolest white man alive Christopher Walken.

My favorite Line: (As Joe Pesci)"Look at dis, I got fucking snakes all over my vomiting bag and shit."

News people are basically perverts with censors.

It's almost like they sit there thinking "don't say cock. don't say cock. Don't say cock...FUCK!... FUCK again!

It's funny when people get hurt... Ironically this guy is talking about how durable the product is. If you don't laugh, you are a better person than I.

Twilight Spoof with Kevin Pereira and Olivia Munn - AOTS

Kevin and Olivia tell a vamp lover what you are supposed to do with vampires.

Haha, Cover story fail.

Vader Should be in every thing.

RvB Fire safety tip: Diffuse the fire by spreading it to your friends

EARTHQUAKE WARNING!!! HAHAHhahaha

Okay so this guy is fucking awesome... Yes he's developmentally disabled.

Best parts: "Attack" and "everything"

It's not funny till you do the math

So I was looking at my bill and decided to look for a new cell rpovider.. I was knocking around on Sprint's sight when I saw this:

What if I don't get a Data pack?

You'll be charged 3¢/KB. Be careful! Extra charges can add up fast, especially if you watch TV or listen to streaming music on your phone.

Did ya catch that 3 cents per KB? That's $3 for 300KB (a decent sized picture or doc file) and $30 for 1 megabyte. Ya.. Be fucking careful when watching TV shows and listening to music. That new Ludacris song is gonna cost you $90 to listen to. Streaming an episode of Fringe for 42 minutes would probably be around $3000.00. Should I buy a used car or see what Mulder and Skully 2.0 are up to. Watch the season or buy a FUCKING HOUSE??????

Ya, it's probably a typo, but it wouldn't surprise me at all if it wasn't

Just in case you aren't up on all that B, KB, MB stuff

1 KB (Kilobyte) = 1024 bytes mostly everyone rounds to 1000

1 MB (Megabyte) = 1024 KB mostly everyone rounds to 1000

so if

1KB = $0.03 cents

100KB = $3.00

1MB = $30.00

Typically an MP3 from amazon.com runs around 3MB. download that through Sprint's 3cents per KB system and 3000KB (3MB) worth of music costs $90.

Is it fucked up that I kind of hope it isn't a typo?

Epic Rap Battles of History: Stephen Hawking Vs. Albert Einstein

OK this is pretty fucking funny.. Nice Peter has a whole series of these, obviously. He also makes picture songs which are also sometimes funny.

Hitler Vs Darth Vader is also awesome.

The next one will supposedly be Napoleon dynamite...vs. Napoleon Bonaparte

Albert Einstein(we have the same birthday) Vs. Stephen Hawking

My favorite part: "Have a seat Stephen oh I see you brought your own."

President Obama Talking about "warefare rugby"

Love him or hate him, if he had made the announcement of OBL's death like this, like he said "that'll be 2 terms please... Thank you"

The Setup: So this guy does a pretty good President Obama Impression. This is his original announcement of OBL's death. If you wanna skip the intro, go to :55 in. It's fairly awesome. Personally I think the run up to the song is worth it.

One of the best things: "It's lights out for the hide and seek champion."

Fucking Fine Them

I saw this a looooong time ago, and I still almost piss myself when I go back to it.

Setup: It doesn't really need one. Football Players + Gatorade + Muscle Relaxers = Comedy Gold