Tuesday, June 28, 2011

When shit happens, well, fuck.

I have said it before, news casters sit around thinking.. Don't say fuck. Don't say fuck. "and in other fuck." Fuck... I said fuck.. FUUUUUUUCCCCKKK!!!!!

What an ending


Watch her face


Haha... Bitches be Bitches. And she seems like she may be a bitch.


FPS Russia: Still going full auto Like A BOSS.

Two words that don't evoke thoughts of hilarity, in fact if you heard them in combat it could be the best or worst thing you hear that day: Mortar Fail


I like how it sort of jumps out of the tube.

Apparently he figured out that this is some bawler shit to do; so, FPSRussia is once again going full auto to show just how little recoil this riffle has. Again, Not funny, but cool as fuck.

Monday, June 27, 2011

"Go the Fuck To Sleep" It's a children's book.

So this is Kevin Pollak (Actor/Comic) from the Kevin Pollak Chat Show reading a selection from the children's book "Go The Fuck To Sleep" as Christopher Walken. Apparently the actual audio book was voiced by Samuel L. Jackson which I can totally hear him doing in the spooky calm voice from the diner scene from Pulp Fiction. "Maybe it means that you're the sleepy man, and I'm the wired man, and that gun is God's Ambien."

Bottom line: I can't imagine a child listen to either of those guys read this and then drifting off to sleep.


I used to do a great Walken, but somewhere along the line I fucked it up.

Monday, June 20, 2011

Preacher's Slip of the Tongue

First off, this guy neeeeeeds to lay off the meth. Jesus! He reminds me of Chris Farleys motivational speaker if Farley had been thinner and on more coke. he may have been distracted by something he saw in the front row and had a bit of a Freudian slip. Look, whatever happened, he experienced a massive fail spiral.

Fail Spiral: n /fāl spīrəl/ - the progression of a period of failure from average to epic.



Hahahahaha... Wait, what????


This dude obviously uses Servpro. Their slogan = "Like it never even happened."

Friday, June 17, 2011

"WTF is Electroplay?!" or "Now what was that safe word again?"

How did i forget to post this ?

Sooooo, AOTS (Attack of The Show) has a segment called WTF where they get into some weird shit. This one was Electroplay and yes, it's fucking weird, and while it was apparently safe for cable that has been relegated to the digital only channels, I would say it is probably NSFW. If you want to skip the really awkward and uncomfortable parts, here is the short version: Some people like to shock their junk and naughty bits. Now skip ahead to 2:20 and watch as Kevin forgets the "safe word."

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Who's there? Interrupting spartan.

The only bad thing about this video is that you can't embed it. Hoooooly shit that was funny.


It's just over a minute and a half... check it out.

Not as much funny as impressive

Most impressive.

5 second films: The length to quality ratio is ridiculous.

5 second films are, well, super short. They are tiny little films like video M&Ms. Luckily they have a week in review. I am surprised at how good they are for being under 10 seconds. Most of them are funny. Check it out. It takes less than a minute.

Sunday, June 12, 2011


These are hilarious. They are short and funny. They are the Joe Pesci of comic strips without all the dismemberment and getting popped in the back of the head...... Wait, oh ya. Have a handful. See how you like them.



Saturday, June 4, 2011

The Whitest Kids You Know are still funny even without rythm.... which is racist.

I love The Whitest Kids You Know; so, I post them again.

"Dead Horse" + stick = "me beating it".... wait... HAhahahahah.. I mean that as in I am beating a dead horse... not you know... It... still funny though.. hopefully not just to me.