Saturday, November 12, 2011

It's curtains for humanity

This feathered fucker is the Cesar (the first talking ape [chronologically] in the Planet of The Apes franchise) of parrots. We clip their wings to keep them on the ground but this ingenious little bastard has a plan. It may not be perfected yet, but he is turning resources into tools damn it.


Friday, November 4, 2011

Invisible effort

This is pretty impressive, not because it's hard to do; because, it's so simple. A lot of these people (street performers) work their asses off.. this guy found a lazy loophole, and if you're thinking, "what about the statue people. They just stand around all day," You try standing perfectly still all day, and see how easy it is. This is my kind of gig.

Oversized suit, check.
Place for people to put money, check
Chair to sit on ass and wait to get paid in, check

WKUK.. how are these guys not more famous?

A good salesman knows how to create a market.