Ralph Garman and Kevin Smith have a show called Hollywood Babble.  So apparently Ralph does this creepy clown character that is, yes, a little unnerving.  So Kevin put a condition on him doing this character, that being that he had to also do a celebrity impression to soften the blow after, and they are some of the funniest shit I have seen in a very long time.

Troopers: Not the old one but the new one

So, Yeah I posted one of their videos before, but.. still pretty fuckin funny.

Oh God! How could he not laugh?!?!

It's subtitled, but still too funny.

Oh Arg! The one I had was shut down.. this is the next best one.. and it's too fucking funny. Basically he host can't stop laughing at one of the guests.. I mean.. He REALLY can't stop laughing.

http://youtu.be/hSFWgKl-O-A

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Holy Jesus! Her stupid outpaced her hotness.

Soooo I was just at McDonald's, and I heard this.

Guy: Did you see that thing on the news? (I assume he was talking about the tornadoes)

Girl (Very Hot mid 20s): No what?

* there are 3 TVs all on news channels hanging from the wall in this McDs

Guy (realizes she is stupid enough to fall for it): It's been all over CNN. There was a tsunami that hit a major US city. I think it was Chicago.

Girl (becoming less hot by the second) : My Boyfriend is in Chicago. No there wasn't!

Guy (still straight faced): Ya. I'm sure it was Chicago.

Girl (Becoming emotional and rapidly approaching fugly): Stop messing with me. Seriously? Should I call him?

Well Meaning Older Lady: Honey, Chicago isn't even on the coast. It's on Lake Michigan. It's OK.

Girl (barreling past fugly to just fucking repulsive): No it's not. Chicago is in Illinois, not Michigan.

And then I clubbed her like a baby seal, drew a map of lake Michigan and its bordering states in her blood, and left her there as a warning to children to stay in school, is how that story should have ended. She was just sooo stupid that I couldn't even see her hotness any more. It was all I could do to not just shake her while yelling until she understood how horribly horribly wrong she was for being soooo sooo stupid...... But, I repressed that rage; so, in an effort to fill the void in my soul she created by being both human and that stupid, I ate an extra hash brown thing and an apple pie thing too. It didn't help....So I clubbed her, is how this post should have ended.

Mother Fucking Space Nazzis

It speaks for itself.

Of all the fuckin indignities

Deadwood. I decided to watch an episode, as it was available in my video machine free for the asking, and have come to the obvious conclusion that that must be, with little doubt, the "fuckin"est show to have ever graced a TV screen. Seriously though, I cuss a lot, well more than I should probably, but this show was so far past normal that I started to wonder if it affected the actors' daily lives. Did they find it difficult to carry on "normal" conversations with out the liberal application of "fuck" ,or were they so "fuck"ed out that they avoided the word all together. This is the cussing from just one episode of Deadwood. I am pretty sure they run about 45 minutes, and of that about 2 minutes is cussing. It doesn't sound like much, but watch an episode. It's fucking stunning.