Ralph Garman and Kevin Smith have a show called Hollywood Babble.  So apparently Ralph does this creepy clown character that is, yes, a little unnerving.  So Kevin put a condition on him doing this character, that being that he had to also do a celebrity impression to soften the blow after, and they are some of the funniest shit I have seen in a very long time.

Troopers: Not the old one but the new one

So, Yeah I posted one of their videos before, but.. still pretty fuckin funny.

Oh God! How could he not laugh?!?!

It's subtitled, but still too funny.

Oh Arg! The one I had was shut down.. this is the next best one.. and it's too fucking funny. Basically he host can't stop laughing at one of the guests.. I mean.. He REALLY can't stop laughing.

http://youtu.be/hSFWgKl-O-A

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Holy Jesus! Her stupid outpaced her hotness.

Soooo I was just at McDonald's, and I heard this.

Guy: Did you see that thing on the news? (I assume he was talking about the tornadoes)

Girl (Very Hot mid 20s): No what?

* there are 3 TVs all on news channels hanging from the wall in this McDs

Guy (realizes she is stupid enough to fall for it): It's been all over CNN. There was a tsunami that hit a major US city. I think it was Chicago.

Girl (becoming less hot by the second) : My Boyfriend is in Chicago. No there wasn't!

Guy (still straight faced): Ya. I'm sure it was Chicago.

Girl (Becoming emotional and rapidly approaching fugly): Stop messing with me. Seriously? Should I call him?

Well Meaning Older Lady: Honey, Chicago isn't even on the coast. It's on Lake Michigan. It's OK.

Girl (barreling past fugly to just fucking repulsive): No it's not. Chicago is in Illinois, not Michigan.

And then I clubbed her like a baby seal, drew a map of lake Michigan and its bordering states in her blood, and left her there as a warning to children to stay in school, is how that story should have ended. She was just sooo stupid that I couldn't even see her hotness any more. It was all I could do to not just shake her while yelling until she understood how horribly horribly wrong she was for being soooo sooo stupid...... But, I repressed that rage; so, in an effort to fill the void in my soul she created by being both human and that stupid, I ate an extra hash brown thing and an apple pie thing too. It didn't help....So I clubbed her, is how this post should have ended.

Mother Fucking Space Nazzis

It speaks for itself.

Of all the fuckin indignities

Deadwood. I decided to watch an episode, as it was available in my video machine free for the asking, and have come to the obvious conclusion that that must be, with little doubt, the "fuckin"est show to have ever graced a TV screen. Seriously though, I cuss a lot, well more than I should probably, but this show was so far past normal that I started to wonder if it affected the actors' daily lives. Did they find it difficult to carry on "normal" conversations with out the liberal application of "fuck" ,or were they so "fuck"ed out that they avoided the word all together. This is the cussing from just one episode of Deadwood. I am pretty sure they run about 45 minutes, and of that about 2 minutes is cussing. It doesn't sound like much, but watch an episode. It's fucking stunning.

It's curtains for humanity

This feathered fucker is the Cesar (the first talking ape [chronologically] in the Planet of The Apes franchise) of parrots. We clip their wings to keep them on the ground but this ingenious little bastard has a plan. It may not be perfected yet, but he is turning resources into tools damn it.

Invisible effort

This is pretty impressive, not because it's hard to do; because, it's so simple. A lot of these people (street performers) work their asses off.. this guy found a lazy loophole, and if you're thinking, "what about the statue people. They just stand around all day," You try standing perfectly still all day, and see how easy it is. This is my kind of gig.

Oversized suit, check.

Place for people to put money, check

Chair to sit on ass and wait to get paid in, check

WKUK.. how are these guys not more famous?

A good salesman knows how to create a market.

Bad knockoffs can be good too

So this is obviously a spoof of storm troopers, and I gotta say.. they are pretty fucking funny.

Super Computer

Gun Privileges

There are a lot more... You should totoes go check them out.

Troopers

Sometimes I missed that thing everyone else saw

asdfmovie3

Soooo this happened, and I missed it. It has over 13,000,000 views and I missed it. If you missed it too, STOP DOING THAT!

If you missed that you probably missed it's predecessors.

asdfmovie (not as good as 3)

asdfmovie3 (slightly better than the first)

Ugh. to tired to think of title.....

5-SECONDFILMS has been going for a while now.. They are on their 153rd week in review already. This guy, Brian Firenzi, apparently started 5 second films and is spoofing someone I tried to explain this video without ruining it and decided I can't. Oh check out the hidden message in the tags on youtube.com

Monty Python does ridiculous like no one else

If I even tried to explain it, I would ruin it. Weirdly I don't think I have ever seen this one.

The Larry King Game Done really really well

Dana Gould did the Kevin Pollak Chat Show and, as everyone does, played the Larry King game. The game is basically while doing an impression of Larry King, make an embarrassing (real or imaginary) personal revelation and go to the phones at a funny city name.

Dana Gould, in case you don't know, was a stand up comic and works on The Simpson. He rocks the Larry King Game , LIKE A BOSS! It gets better the longer it goes.. sooo goood.

OMGWTFJH2MID

Who hasn't been playing along and all the sudden, out of no where, BANG! When that happens, you say "Oh My God! What just happened too me. I'm Dead" Throw in a bunch of other people and those things happen according to the following formula:

OMGWTFJH2MID=(XY)^Z

where X is the constant frequency of weird shit, Y is the level of bugginess of the game, and Z is the quantity of stupid present.

Notice that as the amount of stupid goes up there is an exponential increase in the occurrence of OMGWTFJH2MID

The environment can be so melodramatic.

Yes he is shilling for something, but it's still pretty fucking funny. Especially the "Whoa!" That and the English girl becomes Australian??? or...something???

Immigration is multicultural

Justin Timberlake was in another skit on SNL and this one was pretty fucking funny. It's an "Immigrant Tale"

My favorite line: "He'll date a Popular female singer. Publicly they'll claim to be virgins, but privately he hit it."

And no, I don't know why this video doesn't load half the time.. Fucking Hulu.

Ask a ninja, AND DIE!!!

If you haven't ever seen this guy WTF?! He's been on the internet for years. I think one of his videos was near the top of my list of first things I saw on youtube (that I liked). You should see his thing about the Nintern Program for intern ninjas.

The best line from this video: Dear ninja: What is your worst nightmare? Everything that has happened in the life of Lidsey Lohan including the movie Herby Fully Loaded which is kind ironic for an actress who spends the majority of her life.... fully.. loaded.

And the Ninternship from waaaay back in 2006. It was sooo long ago there is an add for a Waynes Brothers movie at the end... well almost the end.

Not really funny, but Impressive

So this is a video from Double Edge Films, and I have to say, it's pretty damn impressive for under 5 and a half minutes. Good stuff.

Hahahahahaha... Japan. Crazy. Check out this blog http://www.wtfjapanseriously.com/ It all this kind of stuff that makes us say WTF Japan... Seriously?!