When shit happens, well, fuck.

I have said it before, news casters sit around thinking.. Don't say fuck. Don't say fuck. "and in other fuck." Fuck... I said fuck.. FUUUUUUUCCCCKKK!!!!!

What an ending

Watch her face

Haha... Bitches be Bitches. And she seems like she may be a bitch.

"Go the Fuck To Sleep" It's a children's book.

So this is Kevin Pollak (Actor/Comic) from the Kevin Pollak Chat Show reading a selection from the children's book "Go The Fuck To Sleep" as Christopher Walken. Apparently the actual audio book was voiced by Samuel L. Jackson which I can totally hear him doing in the spooky calm voice from the diner scene from Pulp Fiction. "Maybe it means that you're the sleepy man, and I'm the wired man, and that gun is God's Ambien."

Bottom line: I can't imagine a child listen to either of those guys read this and then drifting off to sleep.

I used to do a great Walken, but somewhere along the line I fucked it up.