It's curtains for humanity

This feathered fucker is the Cesar (the first talking ape [chronologically] in the Planet of The Apes franchise) of parrots. We clip their wings to keep them on the ground but this ingenious little bastard has a plan. It may not be perfected yet, but he is turning resources into tools damn it.

Invisible effort

This is pretty impressive, not because it's hard to do; because, it's so simple. A lot of these people (street performers) work their asses off.. this guy found a lazy loophole, and if you're thinking, "what about the statue people. They just stand around all day," You try standing perfectly still all day, and see how easy it is. This is my kind of gig.

Oversized suit, check.

Place for people to put money, check

Chair to sit on ass and wait to get paid in, check

WKUK.. how are these guys not more famous?

A good salesman knows how to create a market.

Bad knockoffs can be good too

So this is obviously a spoof of storm troopers, and I gotta say.. they are pretty fucking funny.

Super Computer

Gun Privileges

There are a lot more... You should totoes go check them out.

Troopers

Sometimes I missed that thing everyone else saw

asdfmovie3

Soooo this happened, and I missed it. It has over 13,000,000 views and I missed it. If you missed it too, STOP DOING THAT!

If you missed that you probably missed it's predecessors.

asdfmovie (not as good as 3)

asdfmovie3 (slightly better than the first)

Ugh. to tired to think of title.....

5-SECONDFILMS has been going for a while now.. They are on their 153rd week in review already. This guy, Brian Firenzi, apparently started 5 second films and is spoofing someone I tried to explain this video without ruining it and decided I can't. Oh check out the hidden message in the tags on youtube.com

Monty Python does ridiculous like no one else

If I even tried to explain it, I would ruin it. Weirdly I don't think I have ever seen this one.

The Larry King Game Done really really well

Dana Gould did the Kevin Pollak Chat Show and, as everyone does, played the Larry King game. The game is basically while doing an impression of Larry King, make an embarrassing (real or imaginary) personal revelation and go to the phones at a funny city name.

Dana Gould, in case you don't know, was a stand up comic and works on The Simpson. He rocks the Larry King Game , LIKE A BOSS! It gets better the longer it goes.. sooo goood.

OMGWTFJH2MID

Who hasn't been playing along and all the sudden, out of no where, BANG! When that happens, you say "Oh My God! What just happened too me. I'm Dead" Throw in a bunch of other people and those things happen according to the following formula:

OMGWTFJH2MID=(XY)^Z

where X is the constant frequency of weird shit, Y is the level of bugginess of the game, and Z is the quantity of stupid present.

Notice that as the amount of stupid goes up there is an exponential increase in the occurrence of OMGWTFJH2MID

The environment can be so melodramatic.

Yes he is shilling for something, but it's still pretty fucking funny. Especially the "Whoa!" That and the English girl becomes Australian??? or...something???