Monday, June 25, 2012
Ralph Garman and Kevin Smith have a show called Hollywood Babble. So apparently Ralph does this creepy clown character that is, yes, a little unnerving. So Kevin put a condition on him doing this character, that being that he had to also do a celebrity impression to soften the blow after, and they are some of the funniest shit I have seen in a very long time.
Posted by James L at 2:35 AM
Thursday, April 5, 2012
It's subtitled, but still too funny.
Oh Arg! The one I had was shut down.. this is the next best one.. and it's too fucking funny. Basically he host can't stop laughing at one of the guests.. I mean.. He REALLY can't stop laughing.
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Saturday, March 3, 2012
Soooo I was just at McDonald's, and I heard this.
Guy: Did you see that thing on the news? (I assume he was talking about the tornadoes)
Girl (Very Hot mid 20s): No what?
* there are 3 TVs all on news channels hanging from the wall in this McDs
Guy (realizes she is stupid enough to fall for it): It's been all over CNN. There was a tsunami that hit a major US city. I think it was Chicago.
Girl (becoming less hot by the second) : My Boyfriend is in Chicago. No there wasn't!
Guy (still straight faced): Ya. I'm sure it was Chicago.
Girl (Becoming emotional and rapidly approaching fugly): Stop messing with me. Seriously? Should I call him?
Well Meaning Older Lady: Honey, Chicago isn't even on the coast. It's on Lake Michigan. It's OK.
Girl (barreling past fugly to just fucking repulsive): No it's not. Chicago is in Illinois, not Michigan.
And then I clubbed her like a baby seal, drew a map of lake Michigan and its bordering states in her blood, and left her there as a warning to children to stay in school, is how that story should have ended. She was just sooo stupid that I couldn't even see her hotness any more. It was all I could do to not just shake her while yelling until she understood how horribly horribly wrong she was for being soooo sooo stupid...... But, I repressed that rage; so, in an effort to fill the void in my soul she created by being both human and that stupid, I ate an extra hash brown thing and an apple pie thing too. It didn't help....So I clubbed her, is how this post should have ended.
Saturday, February 11, 2012
Tuesday, February 7, 2012
Deadwood. I decided to watch an episode, as it was available in my video machine free for the asking, and have come to the obvious conclusion that that must be, with little doubt, the "fuckin"est show to have ever graced a TV screen. Seriously though, I cuss a lot, well more than I should probably, but this show was so far past normal that I started to wonder if it affected the actors' daily lives. Did they find it difficult to carry on "normal" conversations with out the liberal application of "fuck" ,or were they so "fuck"ed out that they avoided the word all together. This is the cussing from just one episode of Deadwood. I am pretty sure they run about 45 minutes, and of that about 2 minutes is cussing. It doesn't sound like much, but watch an episode. It's fucking stunning.
Saturday, November 12, 2011
This feathered fucker is the Cesar (the first talking ape [chronologically] in the Planet of The Apes franchise) of parrots. We clip their wings to keep them on the ground but this ingenious little bastard has a plan. It may not be perfected yet, but he is turning resources into tools damn it.
Friday, November 4, 2011
This is pretty impressive, not because it's hard to do; because, it's so simple. A lot of these people (street performers) work their asses off.. this guy found a lazy loophole, and if you're thinking, "what about the statue people. They just stand around all day," You try standing perfectly still all day, and see how easy it is. This is my kind of gig.
Oversized suit, check.
Place for people to put money, check
Chair to sit on ass and wait to get paid in, check
Saturday, October 15, 2011
So this is obviously a spoof of storm troopers, and I gotta say.. they are pretty fucking funny.
There are a lot more... You should totoes go check them out.