Troopers: Not the old one but the new one

So, Yeah I posted one of their videos before, but.. still pretty fuckin funny.

Oh God! How could he not laugh?!?!

It's subtitled, but still too funny.

Oh Arg! The one I had was shut down.. this is the next best one.. and it's too fucking funny. Basically he host can't stop laughing at one of the guests.. I mean.. He REALLY can't stop laughing.

http://youtu.be/hSFWgKl-O-A

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Holy Jesus! Her stupid outpaced her hotness.

Soooo I was just at McDonald's, and I heard this.

Guy: Did you see that thing on the news? (I assume he was talking about the tornadoes)

Girl (Very Hot mid 20s): No what?

* there are 3 TVs all on news channels hanging from the wall in this McDs

Guy (realizes she is stupid enough to fall for it): It's been all over CNN. There was a tsunami that hit a major US city. I think it was Chicago.

Girl (becoming less hot by the second) : My Boyfriend is in Chicago. No there wasn't!

Guy (still straight faced): Ya. I'm sure it was Chicago.

Girl (Becoming emotional and rapidly approaching fugly): Stop messing with me. Seriously? Should I call him?

Well Meaning Older Lady: Honey, Chicago isn't even on the coast. It's on Lake Michigan. It's OK.

Girl (barreling past fugly to just fucking repulsive): No it's not. Chicago is in Illinois, not Michigan.

And then I clubbed her like a baby seal, drew a map of lake Michigan and its bordering states in her blood, and left her there as a warning to children to stay in school, is how that story should have ended. She was just sooo stupid that I couldn't even see her hotness any more. It was all I could do to not just shake her while yelling until she understood how horribly horribly wrong she was for being soooo sooo stupid...... But, I repressed that rage; so, in an effort to fill the void in my soul she created by being both human and that stupid, I ate an extra hash brown thing and an apple pie thing too. It didn't help....So I clubbed her, is how this post should have ended.

Mother Fucking Space Nazzis

It speaks for itself.

Of all the fuckin indignities

Deadwood. I decided to watch an episode, as it was available in my video machine free for the asking, and have come to the obvious conclusion that that must be, with little doubt, the "fuckin"est show to have ever graced a TV screen. Seriously though, I cuss a lot, well more than I should probably, but this show was so far past normal that I started to wonder if it affected the actors' daily lives. Did they find it difficult to carry on "normal" conversations with out the liberal application of "fuck" ,or were they so "fuck"ed out that they avoided the word all together. This is the cussing from just one episode of Deadwood. I am pretty sure they run about 45 minutes, and of that about 2 minutes is cussing. It doesn't sound like much, but watch an episode. It's fucking stunning.

WKUK.. how are these guys not more famous?

A good salesman knows how to create a market.

Bad knockoffs can be good too

So this is obviously a spoof of storm troopers, and I gotta say.. they are pretty fucking funny.

Super Computer

Gun Privileges

There are a lot more... You should totoes go check them out.

Troopers

Sometimes I missed that thing everyone else saw

asdfmovie3

Soooo this happened, and I missed it. It has over 13,000,000 views and I missed it. If you missed it too, STOP DOING THAT!

If you missed that you probably missed it's predecessors.

asdfmovie (not as good as 3)

asdfmovie3 (slightly better than the first)

Ugh. to tired to think of title.....

5-SECONDFILMS has been going for a while now.. They are on their 153rd week in review already. This guy, Brian Firenzi, apparently started 5 second films and is spoofing someone I tried to explain this video without ruining it and decided I can't. Oh check out the hidden message in the tags on youtube.com

Monty Python does ridiculous like no one else

If I even tried to explain it, I would ruin it. Weirdly I don't think I have ever seen this one.

The Larry King Game Done really really well

Dana Gould did the Kevin Pollak Chat Show and, as everyone does, played the Larry King game. The game is basically while doing an impression of Larry King, make an embarrassing (real or imaginary) personal revelation and go to the phones at a funny city name.

Dana Gould, in case you don't know, was a stand up comic and works on The Simpson. He rocks the Larry King Game , LIKE A BOSS! It gets better the longer it goes.. sooo goood.

OMGWTFJH2MID

Who hasn't been playing along and all the sudden, out of no where, BANG! When that happens, you say "Oh My God! What just happened too me. I'm Dead" Throw in a bunch of other people and those things happen according to the following formula:

OMGWTFJH2MID=(XY)^Z

where X is the constant frequency of weird shit, Y is the level of bugginess of the game, and Z is the quantity of stupid present.

Notice that as the amount of stupid goes up there is an exponential increase in the occurrence of OMGWTFJH2MID

The environment can be so melodramatic.

Yes he is shilling for something, but it's still pretty fucking funny. Especially the "Whoa!" That and the English girl becomes Australian??? or...something???

Ask a ninja, AND DIE!!!

If you haven't ever seen this guy WTF?! He's been on the internet for years. I think one of his videos was near the top of my list of first things I saw on youtube (that I liked). You should see his thing about the Nintern Program for intern ninjas.

The best line from this video: Dear ninja: What is your worst nightmare? Everything that has happened in the life of Lidsey Lohan including the movie Herby Fully Loaded which is kind ironic for an actress who spends the majority of her life.... fully.. loaded.

And the Ninternship from waaaay back in 2006. It was sooo long ago there is an add for a Waynes Brothers movie at the end... well almost the end.

Oh to be a crazy Russian in America

SO ya.. That's FPRussia, and ya, that's a Tactical Assault Vehicle or, as those macho assholes from Die Hard called it, an "RV," and finally, ya, that's a fully functional M2 50cal machine gun mounted on the "RV." Where can I get a life like that.

Favorite Line: "My other gun is bigger!"

Potter takes some sage tips from Dresden

Potter, Dresden, both wizards. One lives in a world of pesky blue pixies and outrageously contrived situations that happen outside of reality or any perceptible reason or simple solution. The other lives in Chicago where a pixies gotta eat, and if he can get pizza, all the better. Apparently there was a meeting of the Harries, and while that sounds like a very unfortunate sexual euphemism, it was more of a hard lesson in Newtonian physics. Damn it. Still sounds like a sexual euphemism. Hard lesson. Just watch the video. No wizard sex... I promise.

Harry Potter and the Logical Solution

Animal cruelty, but it just psychological. He'll get over it in 10 minutes

I usually hate talking animals and babies, but this is still pretty damn funny.

Ground control is unresponsive until it isn't

I can't explain this without ruining it. Watch SSSSHhshhshhs ideo it shhhshshhhshsh ocks! This is from Slomozovo.

The Bothering

I have only watched one other video from them, the previous one (chronologically), and Holy SHIT! That was fucking funny and is next.

The Larry King Game

The Larry King Game was a thing they started on the Kevin Pollak Chat Show back when Larry was still on. The original premise was while doing an impression of Larry King you reveal a real or imaginary embarrassing personal fact and go to the phones in a funny sounding city. It sort of drifted to random funny comments. Still awesome though. This is a pretty good one, but there are dozens(playlist of all of them [awesome]) from all kinds of famous people like Greg Proops, Kevin Smith, Felicia Day, Dana Carvey, Lisa Loeb, Seth MacFarlane, Mathew Perry, and on and on. Every guest does one.

Why I LOVE the Irish, and so many others...don't.

So this is a clip from a show called The Republic Of Telly. Apparently the set up a camera on the street in Galway City, and Irish people flocked to it to mock others, show off, and make fools of themselves, and that's why I love them. They aren't pretending to be more than they are or trying to put their best foot forward. Just a genuine, fun loving bunch of people out for a laugh.