Potter takes some sage tips from Dresden

Potter, Dresden, both wizards. One lives in a world of pesky blue pixies and outrageously contrived situations that happen outside of reality or any perceptible reason or simple solution. The other lives in Chicago where a pixies gotta eat, and if he can get pizza, all the better. Apparently there was a meeting of the Harries, and while that sounds like a very unfortunate sexual euphemism, it was more of a hard lesson in Newtonian physics. Damn it. Still sounds like a sexual euphemism. Hard lesson. Just watch the video. No wizard sex... I promise.

Harry Potter and the Logical Solution